...that if someone gave me these two options::
a) a million dollars, over the course of the next 3 years, completely tax free --
b) the ability to line up all of Trix's exes* against a wall and slug each of them, one by one, REALLY FUCKING HARD, in the guts --
I would most certainly pick B.
*Of course, Trevor, you are exempt, because I drunkenly told you I loved you last weekend. You're my homey, bra.