It's taken me years, but I finally did it!
Try Googling Jon Hunt.
NUMBER TWO, BABY!
I used to not even be in the top TEN -- hell, it used to be if you searched for "Jon Hunt" "Minneapolis" I didn't even come up on the first page.
Now I'm NUMBER TWO!!! HA! IN YOUR FACE, OTHER JON HUNTS! Um, except "British businessman Jon Hunt," I guess he still lords it over me up there at #1. But I don't make millions of dollars. I just have this goofy blog. So there!
Yes, I know I'm too excited about this. I have YOU to thank, Hatesexy readers. You guys all rule.
If clicking obsessively on the bookmark a couple of times a day helps, then hey. I serve at the pleasure of the President.
ReplyDelete...of awesome!
What the? I thought I was reading the blog of the British businessman. Which Jon Hunt is this?
ReplyDeleteThank your own tastemaker abilities, because I too, check at least daily.
ReplyDeleteI finally googled my own name and found a reference to myself recently- thanks to being included in Jimmy's Replacement book. Of course, my input was being dissed since I am nobody talking about nothing..(I paraphrase)
Wait, what did you say in the Replacements book? I'm embarassed to say I haven't read it yet!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Max on this one, I feel cheated.
ReplyDeleteI googled my name and was the first one to come up, I take up almost the whole 1st page, with the exception of some Ashley Aguirre from Texas who goes by the name of "chaparita88" and other equally embarassing names and has a bunch of random profiles everywhere.
There is a link to an article I came out in for the New York Times, unfortuately, I had pink eye and a short pixie cut. So much for a moment of glory.
You have no one to thank but yourself, Mr. Prince of awesome, who casually sees Prince everywhere.
Awww man, I thought we were all moving to Kensington Palace Gardens to live in your castle. Do you think "Other Jon" knows he is even on Google? Maybe he reads your blob?
ReplyDeleteI check Hatesexy twice a day. Once during my morning procrastination and the second while at work, procrastinating.
You spend my time well, Jon.
Just hit my bookmarks a few more times but it didn't bring you to #1.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
Jimmy's sister Molly is one of my best friends- we blather about the Mats playing at Regina and how I asked Bob Stinson to prom.
ReplyDeleteAsh: is that you on Daniel Radcliffe.com? BUSTED!
ReplyDeleteLaura: That is SOFUCKINGCOOL. I wish I was ever in a book.
....wait. Oh yeah.
Okay, I wish I was in a book about a *cool rock band!*
Heh. You said "number two." Hahehaheheh.
ReplyDeleteMolly P trolls the Internet to make poop jokes? That's a total surprise.
ReplyDeleteGoogling Jon Hunt sounds an awful lot like Being Jon Malkovich.
ReplyDeleteIf Cameron Diaz shows up with a bad Ogilve Home Perm I am SO out of here.
If Cameron Diaz shows up for ANY reason the fun is just beginning!!!!
ReplyDeleteMax, I am scatalogical all the way. If you'd like to produce my musical, "Poop: The Musical," please give me a jingle asap.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone mentioned that Cesar Laurean in his arrest photos could pass as a very poor man's John Hunt? Just putting it out there...
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteA VERY poor man.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/04/11/2008-04-11_suspect_in_slaying_of_pregnant_marine_ar.html
Where was I? oh yeah
hahahahahahaha!
xoxoxo
Trixi *hearts* Jon Hunt!
This is just a diversionary tactic to fool people into thinking that the British businessman is a different person from you. Nice try, but Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs are onto you.
ReplyDeleteDear Anonymous -- just 'cause I've got the Brown Magic doesn't mean every hispanic/native person out there looks like me, dammit!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, beard pattern, but THATS IT.